Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

The rumor will be confirmed. It hasn't yet, but it will be.

Radiohead is coming to Sasquatch.

How do I know this? Consider this:

1) Sasquatch is presented by Live Nation

2) According to this article, Radiohead's North American tour this year is also presented by Live Nation

3) Also according to that article, there are still dates to be announced for the western part of the U.S. (Radiohead has already confirmed a stop in "Seattle")

4) Radiohead is concerned about reducing their carbon footprint on this tour.

5) Last year, Sasquatch made a big hullabaloo (what an awesome word) about being carbon neutral

6) R.E.M. is rumored to be another headliner

7) Thom Yorke and Michael Stipe are good buddies

8) Apparently, Sasquatch will be a 3-day event this year. The Cure are already confirmed as one headliner. R.E.M. makes two, Radiohead makes three.

Oh.

My.

God.

Coachella can go suck a big fat one this year.

(except for you, Portishead...please come join all the cool people at The Gorge in May.)