I Roole Teh Internets

Nothing demonstrates "TGIF" better than insinuating on a public internet chat that a former NBA player is gay:

Paul Shirley's Chat on ESPN

I'm bored and I want to go home.

Edit: ESPN has made this Premium Content, probably because I am so cool. Here's what I told the former Phoenix Suns player in regards to his statement that he's seen Shaq naked:

Matt (Seattle, WA): How is it that you saw Shaq naked if you've never even been on the same team with him? Is there something in your new book you'll be declaring, a la John Amaechi?

Paul Shirley: (Training camp - LA Lakers, released in November, 2001 or 2002. It's getting fuzzy.)